Buy this book and figure out why the authors quoted me on p. 15 when they could have quoted Nietzsche.

HAPPY AUGUST
BONNE AOÛT
FELIZ AGOSTO

 

A year from now, this will be a year ago.©


 

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Avril Dell is a Clarity Merchant©:
Clarity Merchant: Someone who fills the missing holes in either observation or reasoning.
Someone who uses Occam's Razor on absolutely everything.
Someone who will rescue the obvious from extinction.

TRANSLATION:
A contract writer, communications consultant, and blogger/essayist who lives in Toronto and writes for clients anywhere:

   Ad copy, articles for publication, web content, corporate writing, media relations and p.r. materials, scripts, speeches, branding/positioning, editing and proofing of anything whatsoever--plus arcane, hard-to-classify stuff.  [Like a big public science exhibit or a recruitment program for Catholic nuns or a long custom verse for a bat mitzvah.]

Also an excellent independent researcher and an authoritative presenter and presentation coach.

 

Need quick work?
EDITING SERVICE:    BRAINFRUIT
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Quick COPY make-overs and
Intellectual Concierge© services


WRITING CLIENTS
:
For my bio, project capability, and client list, start with the Braggin page, then the Dirt page, here or to your left.   There are no emergency exits, front and rear, nor will anything drop in front of your face, except my opinions.

NEW CLIENT INVITATION:
Send me any existing communications piece that you're already happy with.  Ask for a no-fee critique or edit, as a sample of strategy and execution.  Alternatively, ask me for a 30 minute consultation at no charge.


TO ALL LIVE MUSIC CLIENTS:

To your left, Live Piano Music link.

MUSIC:  NEW CLIENT INVITATION:
Contact me.  I'll play for you on the spot.

PLEASE ASK FOR SAMPLES IN THE AREA THAT INTERESTS YOU

 

 

DISCLAIMER:  You accept responsibility for your reaction to whatever you're here looking for.


MUSINGS. . .


It's the digital age.  And we chimps have lots and lots of toys designed by lions.  Is this wise?

 

Blog-Drivel archives:

Hunters and Slaves:
Penis re-attachment 101

Strippers & Brides
Woman on the half-shell

The Boogie Hearse:
Pleasure as a spiritual skill

Facebook
Bootcamp for the
monitored life

Deathstyle Statement
Boomers re-brand mortality
[celebrating the Big 0-0!]

Bummy Mommies
Waiting for baby to touch base?

Gay Marriage:
Pray to Elizabeth Taylor

The Soul of the Threesome

Cars and Blenders:
Appliances as lifestyle statements

What's up, dad?
Buddy, can you spare a decade?

Tears and Money Shots:
The Obscene View of Grief

The Frankenfamily:
Dedicated to
children of divorce

Drama and GPS

Murkin Theology:
The all-you-can-eat-buffet as an altar of worship

SUVs and Pet Rocks: Differently Abled products

Dear Single Men

Ssssssteam: Summer Misses Us!